"Its illegal for the ordinary person to possess the tastiest cuts of endangered meats. Burp. Excuse me. Panther meat always does that to me."
Betty Cracker, Dietician, Executive Dining Room, U.S. Endangered Fish and Wildlife Service
"Around our slash pile, Buck stands as tall and straight as a mighty Douglas Fir!"
Big John, Crew Chief, Big Timber Mountain Clear-cut
"While Buck may not be our first choice to guard the spotted owls, hes certainly not our last choice. But real close."
Ms. Marble Murrelet, Head Warbler, Off Shore Audubon Society.